My step dad is totally cheating on my mom, fucking asshole. I know it. You greasy pervy fuck…

I have made the decision that 2013 will be all about me.

I think I have a girlfriend now, but idek.

Thats ok, whatever works.

I just want a kiss on years. Das it, das all.

She’s dank as hell and she knows it.

That moment when…

Your ex’s mom is on Thedirty.com

Twitter.com/ashleyvols

Im going to a japandroids concert tonight.

Maybe I’ll take a girl on a date to the library so we can learn things.